WHAT TO EXPECT
Firstly, we expect you to expect the worst.
Which we suppose makes it good for us because then it can only get
better, right? Don’t worry, we know how you are feeling. We ask most students how long it took them to pluck up the courage to join our classes. And the average result? One year! We can almost hear your hair rustle as you nod in agreement to that statistic.
All we can say is that the studio is a friendly, fun and fully inclusive environment. Believe us when we say that should anyone ever bring a
Mean Girls attitude to the class, they would promptly receive an 8″ glittered heel between the bum cheeks.
So let us explain how it all works:
1. TAKE A DEEP BREATH
And decide to get your Big Bum, Little Bum/Baby Got Back Bum/I’m Too Old For This Bum/Shy Bum/Hell Yeah Bum/What The Hell Am I Doing Bum to our classes.
2. BOOK YOUR CLASS
Read about all of our classes then get booked in. You’ll be spoiled for choice and have the best time at class.
3. COME TO THE STUDIO
Have a ball and meet everyone else that has made the plunge too.
The condition is that when you inevitably make new friends, we require an invite to any gatherings* that you arrange with each other.
*Particularly if there are French Martinis involved.