WELCOME

Imagine a world where you felt truly confident, danced like no one was watching and got so fit and strong that you could hang eleven feet in the
air and then showboat like a goodun’ by simultaneously throwing out a hairflick. Now imagine it is actually possible…

Pole Physique is Tiff Finney’s pride and joy.
It is a place to come in, let your hair down, promptly flick it around and have fun whilst getting mega fit. Only your own limitations stop you from becoming a kick ass pole fitness dancer. Remember, only YOU give a damn about your age, weight and all that other nonsense that stops you from having a bloody good time and changing your life.

THE STUDIO

Pole Physique is a purpose built studio in the heart of Glasgow’s City Centre. This means that it is just for us. We have

    • 11 foot (3.35m) Professional Poles
    • Experienced Instructors
    • Full Facilities
    • Secure Entry
    • Beautiful Boudoir Decor and Lighting*
*None of that harsh strip lighting that shows up our beginner ‘fear face’/fake tan lines/hair growth. We’re thoughtful like that.
Tiff Finney Pole Physique
Tiff Finney Pole Physique

WHAT TO EXPECT

Firstly, we expect you to expect the worst.
Which we suppose makes it good for us because then it can only get
better, right? Don’t worry, we know how you are feeling. We ask most students how long it took them to pluck up the courage to join our classes. And the average result? One year! We can almost hear your hair rustle as you nod in agreement to that statistic.

All we can say is that the studio is a friendly, fun and fully inclusive environment. Believe us when we say that should anyone ever bring a
Mean Girls attitude to the class, they would promptly receive an 8″ glittered heel between the bum cheeks.

So let us explain how it all works:

1. TAKE A DEEP BREATH

And decide to get your Big Bum, Little Bum/Baby Got Back Bum/I’m Too Old For This Bum/Shy Bum/Hell Yeah Bum/What The Hell Am I Doing Bum to our classes.

2. BOOK YOUR CLASS

Read about all of our classes then get booked in. You’ll be spoiled for choice and have the best time at class.

3. COME TO THE STUDIO

Have a ball and meet everyone else that has made the plunge too.
The condition is that when you inevitably make new friends, we require an invite to any gatherings* that you arrange with each other.

*Particularly if there are French Martinis involved.

PRIVATE PARTIES

We love to host memorable parties and last year alone we held
over 50 hen and birthday events in our studio. During your
two hour soiree you’ll indulge in a masterclass of hair flicking, pole
flair, sexy floor-work and be privy to faking years of experience on
the pole.We’ll cover spins and tricks, lap dance moves and how to
walk sexily. And mean it! All the while having a bloody good time,
a drink of bubbly and the odd nibble to keep your energy levels up.

We can also tailor the party to suit your guests, just ask us.

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