Monthly Archives: March 2014

Pole Physique

Pick up your ass and Pole Dance

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You Make Us Rich…

If I had a penny for every person that said that they will wait to join Pole Physique when they have lost weight and get more confidence I would have £857,961.97. Every pole instructor on the planet will agree that it’s so exasperating! The whole point of pole dancing is that we help you to get fit toned and gain confidence. And not just that, you get loads more stuff from it too, honestly. And also, corny alert, we get our confidence from seeing how we help to make you the person you want to be too.

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Tiff Finney

Glastonbury Pole Dancers!

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Thought I would check in and give you the latest. I moved house last week!! Very boring to any reader here but I promise to make it a little better by uploading a Vagina Monster down the new hallway very soon. I just need to clear the hallway first. Vagina Monster is a very serious floor movement that requires good space and humidity so the right setting is paramount. If you don’t know what one is, think of a dog scratching its bum hole on the floor by dragging it forwards. Yeah, you’ve got it.

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Pole Physique

What They Say and What They Mean

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My BIGGEST bug bear that I wished women didn’t listen to is when you see articles about how to flatter your body shape, they are usually written by other women who want you to blend in like a ‘good woman should’. You see this often:

What they say…
“If you have long legs- wear this baggy maxi skirt as only tall long legged women can”
What they mean…
“Never wear a short skirt and be appealing/confident/attractive to the opposite sex and therefore intimidating and a down right nuisance to the same sex”

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Tiff Finney

Photoshoot Shmotoshoot

By | Bad Kitty, Behind the Scenes, Pole Physique | 2 Comments

Ahh, they just sound so inspiring don’t they these photoshoots? They promise so much. The hair. The make-up. The attention to just you. The director, the photographer, the works. I don’t know what it is but I just tend to lose the ability to co-ordinate my limbs. I developed serious claw hand. Exactly like Chandler with that bloody Pac Man game! The experience also let me know, really let me know, that I have one seriously wonky eye on photos. Like the winking face emoticon. Check the pictures on the website. Can you spy and head on close-ups? Can you heck. The people choosing the photos to ‘grace’ the website (one incidently my supposed best friend) deemed it appropriate to show only photographs that didn’t involve my head on wonky face. Coincidence? I think not. I just hope that most other people don’t have an annoyingly symmetrical face either.

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